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We even may not know how Chinglish is becoming an language.

I think my Chinglish very well. But the next is too Niubility.

1. The King who is fucking is the son of the King who has fucked. 金正日是金日成之子
2. Rain or snow day. Bridge, slow-driving 雨雪天有橋，慢行
3. Smoking is prohibited if you will be fined 50 yuan. 吸煙罰款50元
4. Complaining tel. 客戶服務熱線
5. Don't forget to take your thing. 別忘了帶上個人物品
6. Deformed man toilet. 殘疾人廁所
7. Crippled restroom. 同上
8. X Bank Shaoguan Cent Company. X銀行駐廣州“分”行
9. To run business 營業中
10. Many Function Hall 多功能廳
11. Fuck goods 干貨
12. Bake the cell-phone 烘-手機
13. one car come one car go two car pengpeng one man die.
14. You don`t bird me,I don`t bird you. 你不鳥我，我不鳥你。
15. Know is know, noknow is noknow. 知之為知之，不知為不知。
16. People mountain people sea! 人山人海

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