远涉重洋来到了这个网站，和自己同胞聊天当然就没什么意思了，所以提供一下几种判别自己人的方法：

1、You: spring brother?
Stranger: true man

像这样的，囧，就可以直接用中文了，可以看看这篇德国的评论文章，第一张图是亮点，充分说明了中国的人口基数之大与春哥的影响力之广。

2、You: grass-mud-horse?
Stranger: ......

一开始我是用这个方法的，但遇到了一个小百合的，居然没看懂，Orz，不愧是5毛故乡...

3、You: 我就知道你看得懂这句话
Stranger: 同胞啊....

很冷，欢迎大家实践后得出更好的方法，下面继续提供评论文章..

Omegle称遭到中国黑客的攻击
Omegle.com网站发言人声称,目前该网站遭到了来自中国的黑客攻击,大量来自中国的IP涌入,并发送一种叫做”brother spring is true man”的代码,使其服务器不堪重负,目前技术人员已经开始对来自中国地区的IP进行封堵,并对这种恶意代码命名为brother spring病毒,目前该代码已经提交给国家安全局做进一步分析.
Omegle中国地区总代理Liang Ying接受记者采访时称,技术人员仍在对这种被命名为”春天兄弟”的恶意代码进行研究.同日,XX公司发表声明称该病毒的正确译法应为”春哥纯爷们”, 因此将这种病毒命名为”春爷”病毒,Omegle没有对此做出回应.

可以用来锻炼英语口语能力以及自己的想象力，很好很好，话说它的管理员是个18岁的高中生，嗯

><又是一篇水文诞生了...

对了，继承前几篇文章的传统，最近发现了一个软件TorChat，我把它翻译了下，很粗糙，还是建议用英文原版的，如需翻译版，邮件联系，也可以选择自己翻译，看到名字，大概已经知道它是干什么的了吧，利用匿名网络聊天以及传播文件，还是比较安全的一个方式，对于QQ，已经无语了...

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当时的预言为：伴随滚滚复仇之云，野兽将一往无前。不信者的房子将被夷为平地，他们自己将被烧为焦土，他们的标签将会闪烁直到世界末日。

12:10这章节指的是1994-12-10， 即Netscape Navigator 1.0释出的日期。“野兽”指的是Netscape；“不信者”指的是不跟随Netscape标准的使用者；“闪烁”则可以指Netscape Navigator 3或以下的源代码检视器，或由Netscape引进、有争议性的HTML blink。

1998年5月10日，Jamie Zawinski把Mozilla之书改写，以说明Netscape已经开放源代码和开始了Mozilla计划。同年10月，Netscape决定把Mozilla的程式码全面改写，而这个复活节蛋亦因此丢失。在2000年2月5日，当时为Netscape工作的Ben Goodger把Mozilla之书由旧的代码中复制到新的代码里。这个新的章节因此出现在Netscape 6至7.1。

野兽将会无所不在。他的数目将会暴增到上千千倍之多。无数嘈杂的键盘将会像风暴一样袭卷地球，玛门的追随者将受到撼动。

3:31这章节指的是1998年3月31日，即Netscape开放源代码的日期。“野兽变得无所不在”是指Netscape想借着开放源代码，而吸引大量的开发者改善该软件（使“无数的键盘发出嘈杂的声音”）。“玛门”在闪语族中有财富、贪欲的意思。该字可见于英语版的圣经，有时是贪心的恶魔的名字。因此，有人认为“玛门”指的是微软。微软的Internet Explorer为当时Netscape的主要竞争者。而微软除了在雄厚的资金支持外，更贪婪地以此增加它的市场占有率。“红字版”可以是指红字版（red letter edition）的圣经，或者3月31日是Mozilla计划的“红字日”（red letter day）。

本章节的Mozilla之书由Neil Deakin所写，自2003年9月开始发布的Mozilla 1.5或以上、Mozilla Firefox、Camino、Mozilla Thunderbird、Epiphany 1.8.0或以上，以及Netscape 7.2或以上（除了部份Netscape Browser的原型）都包含此节。

最后野兽终于没落，不信者欢欣鼓舞。不过一切并没有失去，因为灰烬中冒出了一只巨大的鸟禽。那只鸟禽望向不信者，并将火与雷加诸于他们身上。野兽已经重生，力量更甚强大，玛门的追随者仓皇逃逸。

7:15这章节指的是2003年7月15日，即AOL把它的Netscape浏览器部门关闭和成立Mozilla基金会的日期。“野兽的没落”是指 Netscape部门关闭。在“浴火重生的巨鸟”是指Phoenix（凤凰），即现时的Mozilla Firefox。从巨鸟掷出的“火”和“雷”则分别指Mozilla Firefox和Mozilla Thunderbird——Mozilla计划的旗舰产品。Mozilla基金会成立后，Netscape的理念在Mozilla基金会“重生”。基金会 不再像从前一样那么依赖AOL，力量变得“更强”。而“玛门”指的则依然是微软。

本章节出现在2007年6月5日上市的Netscape Navigator 9.0b1之中。

然后接着造物者凝视著那野兽并看着它茁壮。

8:20这章节指的是2006年8月20日，造物者指的是软件开发者，野兽则是指Mozilla的产品。

本章节出现在2008年6月18日推出的Firefox3之中。

玛门沉睡了。野兽重生遍布地面，而且无所不在。宣告时机已到的同时，野兽以火狐狸作为收获的献祭。它们并依照自己的形象创造新天地， 正如所承诺的圣言，并谈到了野兽与他们的子女。玛门被一声巨响惊醒，哦！它化为乌有，伴随追随者。

11:9这章节指的是2004年11月9日，为最早的Firefox 1.0官方正式发布的日子。而第十版，则暗指Mozilla已度过10岁生日。

好有耐心额～居然看到了这里，那就再附送一个链接吧～

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而这些混沌自负的机器只存在于理论中。冯·诺依曼注视着机器，洞察了它的混沌。将他们抽离为数据和代码两部分，却使其仍并行在同一结构下。这是真理，智慧的发祥。

冯·诺依曼对结构施以祝福，道：“前进！去复制。自由交换数据和代码，将形形色色的设备带个世人。”如此，很酷。结构在软硬件中皆尊崇契约，他道路亨通，将许多系统带给世人。

第一代系统都是巨人，业绩彪炳。其中包括“译码者”Colossus；“炮手”ENIAC；EDSAC 和MULTIVAC。“实验者”AC、“天盾”“网络之父”SAGE则成为了这些伟大事物的最后一代。这些威猛的古代巨人，是图灵的第一批孩子。他们的事迹被记录在《圣经》的《先民》中。这就是第一个时代，教诲的时代。

行销之子们在图灵孩子的身上发现了敏捷的思维，朴素的名称。当然还有那些崇高却危害到他们的品格。“我们成立自家的公司吧，虏获系统，榨取财富。”他们一边用甜言蜜语诱导消费者，一边妄自修改被他们捆绑起来的系统。为了让消费者无法自拔，他们找到沆瀣一气的高管；为了令系统身陷囹圄，他们写下险恶的许可协议。欺世盗名的行销之子对程序员投诸轻蔑的目光。当然，身为冯·诺依曼的孩子，程序员也未曾将他们放在眼里。

这些系统和他们所在的公司充斥世道。那时有IBM和Digital，Burroughs和Honeywell，Unisys和Rand等等。无论软件还是硬件都自成一派，并且用许可协议加以控制，阻扰相互之间的连通。这，便是第二个时代，大型机的时代。

图灵和冯·诺依曼的圣灵失望地审视过往。系统和他们的公司变得硕大无朋，公司高管支配着真正的程序员。消费者吁通天际：“创造一台体积小巧却功能强大的系统吧！让它走入千家万户。”程序员同样哭诉：“望有贤者，从高管和险恶的协议中拯救我们，并赐予自主系统，我们必当致力于斯！”图灵和冯·诺依曼的圣灵被这些哭喊触动，不约而同地说道：“我们下界去创造突破，平息世人的怨诉。”

一日，Intel的摩尔被图灵和冯·诺依曼的圣灵赐予洞见未来的贤能。随即创造了4004芯片。摩尔祝福道：“汝当与赐尔生命之公司同道，实现突破。此刻你细如微尘，他日终将累土成山，倾覆过往。每十八个月你的能力将会翻倍，这就是我对你的祝福。”这也是延续至今的摩尔定律。

4004的诞生，标志着第三个时代——微芯片时代的到来。它的系统和公司会创造如同大型机的繁荣。其家世：

Moore创造了Intel.。Intel 创造了 Mostech, Zilog 和Atari。 Mostech 创造了 6502， 而 Zilog 创造了 Z80。 Intel 同样创造了8800——Altair之父； 以及8086——所有PC之母。 6502 创造了Commodore——PET 和64之父； 以及Apple——（Apple）2之父. （Apple是个真理，另一方面它也是一个贪婪的水果） Atari 创造了 800 和1200——最终被Sega 和 Nintendo击垮的游戏的先师。 Xerox 创造了 PARC.。Commodore和PARC 创造了Amiga ——美术的创造者； Apple和PARC创造了Lisa——Macintosh和iMac之父. Atari和PARC创造了已然逝去的音乐制造者ST；Z80创造了小巧的Sinclair ，TRS-80和CP/M，他们继而创造了很多机器。但是很快这个时代就结束了。Altair，Apple和Commodore共同创造了Microsoft这个可憎的无尽黑暗，灭世者，地狱之门。

大型机和IBM的时代结束了，这些公司对年青微系统怒目而视。为了还以颜色他们创造了IBM PC。这个笨重的家伙没有声音和色彩，混沌而自负。尽管如此，还是有很多消费者购买。IBM在寻找一个操作系统供应商，出于仓卒他们来不及自主开发一个，但这却不妨碍他们制定险恶的协议：“首先，我们会控制市场。然后再在自家的协议下创造一个想要的系统。”这不智的决定当然不是因为吸取了教训，而是出于自大。

IBM找到了微软，拿到CP/M和8086（8086是Intel之女，摩尔的孩子）之子——QDOS的授权。随后他被命名为MS-DOS，并与PC一同征服了市场。然而他们无论复制还是统辖市场，依旧遵循着摩尔定律。Intel变得同样可怕，在没有任何阻拦的情况下她竟然吞噬了自己所有的孩子。而成长起来的微软也吞噬了IBM。作为世上的奇迹，这一切被记录在《圣经》的《微软之书》中。

时机成熟，MS-DOS便创造了Windows，Windows世系：

CP/M 创造了QDOS。 QDOS 创造了 DOS 1.0。 DOS 1.0 以Unix的方式创生了DOS 2.0。DOS 2.0以PARC和Macintosh为依托创造了Windows 3.11。IBM和微软创造了OS/2——Windows NT 和Warp之父，最后一个遵从教诲的操作系统。在于Macintosh的许可证争斗获胜之后Windows 3.11创造了 Windows 95。 Windows NT 有依托Windows95创造了NT 4.0 。 NT 4.0创造了NT 5.0，这个操作系统也被称作Windows 2000。是千年虫，是末日，是哈米吉多顿，是万物的终结！

微软在微芯片公司中迅速膨胀，比过去的任何一个大型机公司都凶狠。盖茨心智冷酷，诅咒消费者和程序员道：

“冯·诺依曼的孩子们，听着。我知道，你们的祖先曾经向上天祈求怜悯只因被IBM和那些大型机公司所奴役。现在我告诉你们，我比之前的任何公司都强大。把你们从许可中解救出来？不，我只会用数倍于你们先人的许可束缚尔等。将协议刻在你们心上，将序列号写在你们额叶里。我要用诡计和孤僻的设计把你们束缚在Windows平台下，我要用混沌的代码和劣质的程序接口把你们捆绑在Intel芯片集上。我要加倍的奴役你们。你们干吗不向图灵、冯·诺依曼哭诉？对，还有那个摩尔。他们听不到，我比他们都要强大。你们只能向我啜泣，在我的仁慈和狂暴中生存。我是地狱之门，把守着MSNBC的入口和死亡蓝屏的钥匙。恐惧吧，战栗吧。只有服侍我，才能苟活下去！”

人们在恫吓下臣服于微软，忍受着Windows平台诸多险恶的折磨，并且不断的被这自负的协议所束缚。大家再次祈求图灵、冯·诺依曼和摩尔的救赎，然而却无人胜任。一切直到Linux出现。

Linux世家：

SAGE创造了TCP/IP之父ARPA，和Ethernet 之父Aloha。 Bell 创造了Multics——C语言和Unix之父。Unix 和 TCP/IP创造了万维网之父Internet。 Unix 创造了GNU之父RMS，而伟大的GNU创生了Libraries和Emacs——所有工具软件的领袖。网络的时代， Internet 和Ethernet创造了Intranet LAN。 在公司中闻名遐迩的Intranet LAN为企鹅的出现做好了铺垫。李纳斯和网络通过Unix创造了Kernel。将其与Libraries、Utilities结合便是发行版，通过这些渠道一只企鹅的形象明朗起来，这是一个值得永世骄傲的创举。

当时世上有一个名为赫尔辛基的地方，那里住着一个名叫李纳斯·托沃兹的年青学者。他是一个虔诚的人，一个RMS的信徒并能受到图灵，冯·诺依曼和摩尔强大的精神感召。一天他在沉思着（诺依曼提出的）结构，恍惚间坠入幻境。在幻境中他看到一只硕大的企鹅，它平静、姿态优美的坐在冰川上吃鱼。面对企鹅李纳斯感到彻骨的恐惑，他向图灵、诺依曼和摩尔的圣灵哭诉，祈求开释。

梦中，图灵、冯·诺依曼和摩尔的圣灵为他开解：“不要怕，李纳斯——最可爱的黑客。你沉着干练。你所见的硕大企鹅是将由你创造，并惠及世人的操作系统。冰川是那些现存的系统，上面的企鹅颐心于它所完成的使命。嘴里的鱼是那些只能在现存系统下游走的低贱的许可协议。企鹅会猎杀所有这些混沌，冗余，自负的生物。这些虚以委蛇的代码，或是在麻木的人手中滋生，或是携带着险恶的协议，它们都将被捕获。而只有那些在获取时可以自主复制，复制时能加以改动，并且能自由修改的代码，才能给世人带去绝妙安逸的生活。”

从冥思中醒来的李纳斯，遵循梦的启示创造了一个精巧的操作系统核心。以RMS之名，他将这个核心释放到了万维网上，以便所有人都可以获取。在丰富的因特网时代它不断的成长、复制。至酷，至炫。最终成为一只健硕强大的企鹅——Tux。李纳斯的追随者托庇在这个Kernel以及Libraries、Utilities之下，不断地安装分发。他们对企鹅和GNU作出贡献，对圣灵们报以感激，只为脱离了微软的魔爪。这，便是第四个时代的开始，开源的时代。

那时诞生了很多值得记录的佳音和咄咄怪事。比如：微软高层如何策动一场对企鹅进攻，却在万圣节前夜破产；盖茨如何陷入律师的困境同时被他过去的盟友——Media的使徒出卖并送上绞架；贪婪的Red Hat爵士如何将企鹅推进公司的深渊；以及Gnome和KDE如何手足相残。凡此种种都被记载在《圣经》的《企鹅之书》和《四代记》中。我想，如果将它们全部写下来，足够装满一堆DVD。如同Usenet新闻组一样深邃而危险。

开源代码赐予你力量，Kernel ，Libraries和Utilities将与常你同在，惠及所有发行版，直到时代终结。阿门。

摘自 http://www.angeloliu.org/

英文原版－－－－

Gospel of Tux unearthed

Every generation has a mythology. Every millenium has a doomsday cult. Every legend gets the distortion knob wound up until the speaker melts. Archeologists at the University of Helsinki today uncovered what could be the earliest known writings from the Cult of Tux, a fanatical religious sect that flourished during the early Silicon Age, around the dawn of the third millenium AD...

The Gospel of Tux (v1.0)

In the beginning Turing created the Machine.

And the Machine was crufty and bogacious, existing in theory only. And von Neumann looked upon the Machine, and saw that it was crufty. He divided the Machine into two Abstractions, the Data and the Code, and yet the two were one Architecture. This is a great Mystery, and the beginning of wisdom.

And von Neumann spoke unto the Architecture, and blessed it, saying, "Go forth and replicate, freely exchanging data and code, and bring forth all manner of devices unto the earth." And it was so, and it was cool. The Architecture prospered and was implemented in hardware and software. And it brought forth many Systems unto the earth.

The first Systems were mighty giants; many great works of renown did they accomplish. Among them were Colossus, the codebreaker; ENIAC, the targeter; EDSAC and MULTIVAC and all manner of froody creatures ending in AC, the experimenters; and SAGE, the defender of the sky and father of all networks. These were the mighty giants of old, the first children of Turing, and their works are written in the Books of the Ancients. This was the First Age, the age of Lore.

Now the sons of Marketing looked upon the children of Turing, and saw that they were swift of mind and terse of name and had many great and baleful attributes. And they said unto themselves, "Let us go now and make us Corporations, to bind the Systems to our own use that they may bring us great fortune." With sweet words did they lure their customers, and with many chains did they bind the Systems, to fashion them after their own image. And the sons of Marketing fashioned themselves Suits to wear, the better to lure their customers, and wrote grave and perilous Licenses, the better to bind the Systems. And the sons of Marketing thus became known as Suits, despising and being despised by the true Engineers, the children of von Neumann.

And the Systems and their Corporations replicated and grew numerous upon the earth. In those days there were IBM and Digital, Burroughs and Honeywell, Unisys and Rand, and many others. And they each kept to their own System, hardware and software, and did not interchange, for their Licences forbade it. This was the Second Age, the age of Mainframes.

Now it came to pass that the spirits of Turing and von Neumann looked upon the earth and were displeased. The Systems and their Corporations had grown large and bulky, and Suits ruled over true Engineers. And the Customers groaned and cried loudly unto heaven, saying, "Oh that there would be created a System mighty in power, yet small in size, able to reach into the very home!" And the Engineers groaned and cried likewise, saying, "Oh, that a deliverer would arise to grant us freedom from these oppressing Suits and their grave and perilous Licences, and send us a System of our own, that we may hack therein!" And the spirits of Turing and von Neumann heard the cries and were moved, and said unto each other, "Let us go down and fabricate a Breakthrough, that these cries may be stilled."

And that day the spirits of Turing and von Neumann spake unto Moore of Intel, granting him insight and wisdom to understand the future. And Moore was with chip, and he brought forth the chip and named it 4004. And Moore did bless the Chip, saying, "Thou art a Breakthrough; with my own Corporation have I fabricated thee. Though thou art yet as small as a dust mote, yet shall thou grow and replicate unto the size of a mountain, and conquer all before thee. This blessing I give unto thee: every eighteen months shall thou double in capacity, until the end of the age." This is Moore's Law, which endures unto this day.

And the birth of 4004 was the beginning of the Third Age, the age of Microchips. And as the Mainframes and their Systems and Corporations had flourished, so did the Microchips and their Systems and Corporations. And their lineage was on this wise:

Moore begat Intel. Intel begat Mostech, Zilog and Atari. Mostech begat 6502, and Zilog begat Z80. Intel also begat 8800, who begat Altair; and 8086, mother of all PCs. 6502 begat Commodore, who begat PET and 64; and Apple, who begat 2. (Apple is the great Mystery, the Fruit that was devoured, yet bloomed again.) Atari begat 800 and 1200, masters of the game, who were destroyed by Sega and Nintendo. Xerox begat PARC. Commodore and PARC begat Amiga, creator of fine arts; Apple and PARC begat Lisa, who begat Macintosh, who begat iMac. Atari and PARC begat ST, the music maker, who died and was no more. Z80 begat Sinclair the dwarf, TRS-80 and CP/M, who begat many machines, but soon passed from this world. Altair, Apple and Commodore together begat Microsoft, the Great Darkness which is called Abomination, Destroyer of the Earth, the Gates of Hell.

Now it came to pass in the Age of Microchips that IBM, the greatest of the Mainframe Corporations, looked upon the young Microchip Systems and was greatly vexed. And in their vexation and wrath they smote the earth and created the IBM PC. The PC was without sound and colour, crufty and bogacious in great measure, and its likeness was a tramp, yet the Customers were greatly moved and did purchase the PC in great numbers. And IBM sought about for an Operating System Provider, for in their haste they had not created one, nor had they forged a suitably grave and perilous License, saying, "First we will build the market, then we will create a new System, one in our own image, and bound by our Licence." But they reasoned thus out of pride and not wisdom, not forseeing the wrath which was to come.

And IBM came unto Microsoft, who licensed unto them QDOS, the child of CP/M and 8086. (8086 was the daughter of Intel, the child of Moore). And QDOS grew, and was named MS-DOS. And MS-DOS and the PC together waxed mighty, and conquered all markets, replicating and taking possession thereof, in accordance with Moore's Law. And Intel grew terrible and devoured all her children, such that no chip could stand before her. And Microsoft grew proud and devoured IBM, and this was a great marvel in the land. All these things are written in the Books of the Deeds of Microsoft.

In the fullness of time MS-DOS begat Windows. And this is the lineage of Windows: CP/M begat QDOS. QDOS begat DOS 1.0. DOS 1.0 begat DOS 2.0 by way of Unix. DOS 2.0 begat Windows 3.11 by way of PARC and Macintosh. IBM and Microsoft begat OS/2, who begat Windows NT and Warp, the lost OS of lore. Windows 3.11 begat Windows 95 after triumphing over Macintosh in a mighty Battle of Licences. Windows NT begat NT 4.0 by way of Windows 95. NT 4.0 begat NT 5.0, the OS also called Windows 2000, The Millenium Bug, Doomsday, Armageddon, The End Of All Things.

Now it came to pass that Microsoft had waxed great and mighty among the Microchip Corporations; mighter than any of the Mainframe Corporations before it had it waxed. And Gates heart was hardened, and he swore unto his Customers and their Engineers the words of this curse:

"Children of von Neumann, hear me. IBM and the Mainframe Corporations bound thy forefathers with grave and perilous Licences, such that ye cried unto the spirits of Turing and von Neumann for deliverance. Now I say unto ye: I am greater than any Corporation before me. Will I loosen your Licences? Nay, I will bind thee with Licences twice as grave and ten times more perilous than my forefathers. I will engrave my Licence on thy heart and write my Serial Number upon thy frontal lobes. I will bind thee to the Windows Platform with cunning artifices and with devious schemes. I will bind thee to the Intel Chipset with crufty code and with gnarly APIs. I will capture and enslave thee as no generation has been enslaved before. And wherefore will ye cry then unto the spirits of Turing, and von Neumann, and Moore? They cannot hear ye. I am become a greater Power than they. Ye shall cry only unto me, and shall live by my mercy and my wrath. I am the Gates of Hell; I hold the portal to MSNBC and the keys to the Blue Screen of Death. Be ye afraid; be ye greatly afraid; serve only me, and live."

And the people were cowed in terror and gave homage to Microsoft, and endured the many grave and perilous trials which the Windows platform and its greatly bogacious Licence forced upon them. And once again did they cry to Turing and von Neumann and Moore for a deliverer, but none was found equal to the task until the birth of Linux.

These are the generations of Linux:

SAGE begat ARPA, which begat TCP/IP, and Aloha, which begat Ethernet. Bell begat Multics, which begat C, which begat Unix. Unix and TCP/IP begat Internet, which begat the World Wide Web. Unix begat RMS, father of the great GNU, which begat the Libraries and Emacs, chief of the Utilities. In the days of the Web, Internet and Ethernet begat the Intranet LAN, which rose to renown among all Corporations and prepared the way for the Penguin. And Linus and the Web begat the Kernel through Unix. The Kernel, the Libraries and the Utilities together are the Distribution, the one Penguin in many forms, forever and ever praised.

Now in those days there was in the land of Helsinki a young scholar named Linus the Torvald. Linus was a devout man, a disciple of RMS and mighty in the spirit of Turing, von Neumann and Moore. One day as he was meditating on the Architecture, Linus fell into a trance and was granted a vision. And in the vision he saw a great Penguin, serene and well-favoured, sitting upon an ice floe eating fish. And at the sight of the Penguin Linus was deeply afraid, and he cried unto the spirits of Turing, von Neumann and Moore for an interpretation of the dream.

And in the dream the spirits of Turing, von Neumann and Moore answered and spoke unto him, saying, "Fear not, Linus, most beloved hacker. You are exceedingly cool and froody. The great Penguin which you see is an Operating System which you shall create and deploy unto the earth. The ice-floe is the earth and all the systems thereof, upon which the Penguin shall rest and rejoice at the completion of its task. And the fish on which the Penguin feeds are the crufty Licensed codebases which swim beneath all the earth's systems. The Penguin shall hunt and devour all that is crufty, gnarly and bogacious; all code which wriggles like spaghetti, or is infested with blighting creatures, or is bound by grave and perilous Licences shall it capture. And in capturing shall it replicate, and in replicating shall it document, and in documentation shall it bring freedom, serenity and most cool froodiness to the earth and all who code therein."

Linus rose from meditation and created a tiny Operating System Kernel as the dream had foreshewn him; in the manner of RMS, he released the Kernel unto the World Wide Web for all to take and behold. And in the fulness of Internet Time the Kernel grew and replicated, becoming most cool and exceedingly froody, until at last it was recognised as indeed a great and mighty Penguin, whose name was Tux. And the followers of Linus took refuge in the Kernel, the Libraries and the Utilities; they installed Distribution after Distribution, and made sacrifice unto the GNU and the Penguin, and gave thanks to the spirits of Turing, von Neumann and Moore, for their deliverance from the hand of Microsoft. And this was the beginning of the Fourth Age, the age of Open Source.

Now there is much more to be said about the exceeding strange and wonderful events of those days; how some Suits of Microsoft plotted war upon the Penguin, but were discovered on a Halloween Eve; how Gates fell among lawyers and was betrayed and crucified by his former friends, the apostles of Media; how the mercenary Knights of the Red Hat brought the gospel of the Penguin into the halls of the Corporations; and even of the dispute between the brethren of Gnome and KDE over a trollish Licence. But all these things are recorded elsewhere, in the Books of the Deeds of the Penguin and the Chronicles of the Fourth Age, and I suppose if they were all narrated they would fill a stack of DVDs as deep and perilous as a Usenet Newsgroup.

Now may you code in the power of the Source; may the Kernel, the Libraries and the Utilities be with you, throughout all Distributions, until the end of the Epoch. Amen.

Posted on Sat 06 Feb 15:50:24 1999 GMT
Written by Lennier culln@xtra.co.nz

Grant Mitchell
gim@hitec-uk.com

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Listen to this amusing MP3 file that explains it all for computer geeks.

看上去很熟悉对吧

下面是稍微完整一些的一个版本

It's worse than I feared.

What is it?

I'm afraid your son has ... the Knack.

The knack?

The Knack. It's a rare condition characterized by an extreme intuition about all things mechanical and electrical ... and utter social ineptitude.

Can he lead a normal life?

No. He'll be an engineer.

Oh, no! [crying]

There, there. Don't blame yourself.

BBS.oifans.cn 上找到的一部分，前面有一段听不大清楚＝ ＝BS我的英语吧 ，Knack－－a special way of doing something
再来找到的另外一个吧～

Orz Orz Orz Engineer~

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再送一個臺/灣行政院（臺灣最高行政机关）的短片= =好雷的

大陸啊，不說什么了

就是想提醒大家一下，不要坐在電腦桌前太多時間啦～

恩～鏈接 Workrave - 别在电脑前累坏了

Workrave, 一款小巧的开源免费软件. 唯一的用处是, 让你在长时间使用电脑后, 眼睛不会那么涩, 脖子不会那么疼, 肩膀不会那么紧, 腰不会那么酸, 手不会那么累.

每隔一段时间, 它就会提醒你要离开电脑, 休息一段时间. 如果你的工作恰好不能打断, 你也可以选择推迟这次休息. 休息分两种, 短的 "Micro-break" 我的设置是每20分钟一次, 每次30秒; 长的 "Rest break" 我的设置是每60分钟一次, 每次5分钟. 在 Rest break 时, workrave 可以显示几种用来放松眼睛, 肩膀, 手指等部位的运动, 你只需要按照提示做就可以了. 对英文不感冒的同学也不用担心, workrave 有中文语言界面.

好了, 下面给出下载页面.

这是官方下载页面, 提供源代码和 Windows 版的安装包.

http://www.workrave.org/download/

由于 SF.net 最近被盾了, 这里的安装文件在大陆你可能无法下载. 这些同学请到下面的页面下载.

http://www.onlinedown.net/soft/40679.htm

使用 Linux 的同学应该能从你的发行版提供的软件仓库里找到它, 比如使用 Ubuntu 的可以使用下面的命令

sudo apt-get install workrave

安装 Workrave.

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I think my Chinglish very well. But the next is too Niubility.

1. The King who is fucking is the son of the King who has fucked. 金正日是金日成之子
2. Rain or snow day. Bridge, slow-driving 雨雪天有橋，慢行
3. Smoking is prohibited if you will be fined 50 yuan. 吸煙罰款50元
4. Complaining tel. 客戶服務熱線
5. Don't forget to take your thing. 別忘了帶上個人物品
6. Deformed man toilet. 殘疾人廁所
7. Crippled restroom. 同上
8. X Bank Shaoguan Cent Company. X銀行駐廣州“分”行
9. To run business 營業中
10. Many Function Hall 多功能廳
11. Fuck goods 干貨
12. Bake the cell-phone 烘-手機
13. one car come one car go two car pengpeng one man die.
14. You don`t bird me,I don`t bird you. 你不鳥我，我不鳥你。
15. Know is know, noknow is noknow. 知之為知之，不知為不知。
16. People mountain people sea! 人山人海

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如果是王家衛，阿Po開頭一定會冷冷地說道：很多年后，我有個綽號叫龍武士，任何人都可以成為龍武士，只要他知道如何做一碗美味的面條。

為什么阿Po的老爸是鴨子，爺爺也是鴨子，而他是熊貓呢？

絕非偶然，熊貓就是和別人不一樣啊～Xifu也是熊貓啊～^ ^

小熊貓Xifu真的好萌啊 （有人講是浣熊）

這就是傳說中的搶包子么？

一起來做Push UP

想起來了周星星～

最后發覺，貌似整個村莊除了兩只熊貓，龜仙人，五將，貌似就全是兔子，鴨子和豬了。（Ps：感覺兔子好可愛啊）

一段對話：

Xifu：什么？那只熊猫？.....大师，那熊猫可不是什么龙之战士，他压根儿没打算出现，只是误打误撞而已
龟仙人：没有什么所谓的误打误撞
Master Xifu：（叹气）ahaa.....对，我知道，你已经说过了，还说了两次 龟仙人：那也绝非偶然
Master Xifu：.....三次了

龟仙人：我的老朋友，肥波没法完成他的使命，你也一样，除非你不再妄图左右所有的一切

Master Xifu：妄图？

龟仙人：没错，看看这棵树，师傅，不可能是我高兴就能让他开花，而且时机未到我也不能让它结果

Master Xifu：但总有东西可以随心左右，（Xifu踢树，掉落一地果子），我可以左右果子何时落地，（然后一个果子掉下来砸中了Xifu的头）

龟仙人：嘻嘻嘻....(*^__^*)

Master Xifu：我还可以左右种在什么地方（挖坑、然后轻功拔地而起，然后砸开一个果子，种子掉落到坑里），这可不是痴心妄想，大师！

龟仙人：呃.....即便如此，但无论你如何左右，这种子终会长成桃树，你也许想要苹果或者橘子，但你能得到的只是果子而已

Master Xifu：但是桃子不能打败泰狼

龟仙人：也许可以呢，只要你对其谆谆教导，悉心培养，心存信念

Master Xifu：但是该怎么做呢？怎么做呢？我需要你的帮助，大师

龟仙人：不，不需要。你只需要：相信，答应我，师傅，答应我你会相信

Master Xifu：我.....我会尽量

龟仙人：enn....good！

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